Niall Quinn was a footballer, he hates Roy Keane but loves him more
His uncle was a bachelor, who hit his change into a wall

Started out at Arsenal, then Man. City, Sunderland
Then BEC Tero Sasana, you cannot stop Niall Quinn

Self titled autobiography, is a surprisingly good read
In '92 you saw him dance, wearing his famous disco pants

"Fuck Off Quinny!" Niall Quinn

Lyrics taken from Niall Quinn’s autobiography.
Colin Armstrong did a reading from the book at 0161 Festival at Moston Miners Club, which inspired this song.


from Colossal Velocity, released July 15, 2016



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Revenge of the Psychotronic Man Manchester, UK

We originally formed in 2004. We like to get pissed, talk shit and dance like idiots as well as playing STUPIDLY FAST punk rock, which may well take your face off. Our 2009 album, 'Make Pigs Smoke' has recieved rave reviews including 5/5 from Big Cheese, Rebel Noise and Shot in the Foot and amazing reviews from established and respected mags/fanzines. Check out www.tnsrecords.co.uk ... more

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